Maybe They Could Impose Their Will. A Bit Of Humor Needed By All.
- Vladimir Putin’s decision to invade the country of Ukraine has added additional concern and heartbreak after more than two years of dealing with a pandemic. I do not have any answers for stopping Russia’s onslaught as NATO’s hands are tied due to Ukraine not being part of the thirty-nation alliance. As I discussed with a friend last week, there is a non-NATO country who can run point on eliminating Russian tanks, artillery, and other assets…a country known for their precise use of air-to-surface missiles? I have one in mind.
- Instead of trying to provide a light and funny take last week, I took a stab at the Russia-Ukraine situation. For this week, let us look at Jason Statham, Volkswagen A.G., a tractor, Clint Eastwood, some pets, Kramer, and of course my favorite breakfast:
He is a heartthrob. A badass with a British accent and the tough, handsome look of the star he has become over the years. More importantly, Jason Statham has a profound sense of humor.
I am not making light of Volkswagen A.G. or their brands including Volkswagen, Audi, Porsche, and Lamborghini. There is no humor with this cargo ship, carrying 4,000 luxury vehicles with an estimated value of $400 million, sinking in the mid-Atlantic Ocean. The Felicity Ace started to tilt to one side and take on water after it caught fire. There was no loss of life as all twenty-two sailors on board the ship were rescued after the fire started last month. I am a bit surprised that there was no off-loading option and more perplexing to me is the caption of this photo, which was taken by the Portuguese Navy.
There can be no doubt about my feelings with Russia invading Ukraine. My post last week provided my views but without too many solutions. I cannot comment on Russia’s armed forces, their tactics or strategy. They are doing massive damage to Ukraine, a savage attack on a sovereign nation instigated by Vladimir Putin. The armed forces and citizens of Ukraine have taken a stance and are fighting for their country. Let us all pray that they prevail and if the video below is a small indication of Russia’s Army, we may have some hope.
If Vladimir Putin wants a fight, a good opponent would be a roll up of the badass characters Clint Eastwood played during his incredible career. Once bundled, a bit of a one-on-one interaction with Putin would be enjoyable. I think a combination of Josey Wales (The Outlaw Josey Wales), Blondie (The Good, The Bad, The Ugly), Will Munny (Unforgiven), Harry Callahan (Dirty Harry), and Walt Kowalski (Gran Torino) would be nice opposition in a duel with the Russian tyrant. “Get Off My Lawn” has never been more relevant.
If you know me you know I love dogs, especially big ones. Whether they are a man’s best friend is up for discussion, but I have always enjoyed having a dog around. I guess there are guidelines with their breed and demeanor, but this video takes the pet thing a bit too far.
I miss Seinfeld. Actually, I miss Kramer. I take in a rerun once in a blue moon – just to experience the bizarre world of Kramer. A little bit of Kramer may be what the world needs right now.
And finally, on this first Sunday of March, I finally decided to yield to my internist’s orders to keep my caffeine intake at a minimum. I am pretty sure some of you would agree with his directive.
With Putin attacking civilians we have no choice but be the humanitarians and right the ship. Whether that is planes, misses, drones….whatever…..we need to bring and end to this and the time to step up is now. Maybe as Lindsay Graham said……we need someone to take Putin out! This is now a war crime!
Missiles!